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 Newly wed wife to her husband:«That is why I can't stand you – you are so unpredictable. On Monday you liked the potatoes, Tuesday you liked the potatoes, Wednesday you liked the potatoes, Thursday you said you loved the potatoes preparation, Friday you liked the potatoes, Saturday you liked the potatoes and now all of a sudden on Sunday you say that you don't like potatoes.» That is why I can't stand you – you are so unpredictable. |
 Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: «When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones.»Wife: «No, I can't marry anyone after you.» Johnson: «But I want you to.» Wife: «But why?» Johnson: «Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!» |